executive whore
2001-10-18

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Monstre, you're hanging out with the executives now.

Monstre, there are a few things you will have to get used to.

Monstre, when they start off a meeting that was supposed to be about security procedures by announcing that they're laying off forty percent of the russians, don't look surprised.

Monstre, when they ask you to scrap your document on the criteria for smartcard selection and the technical details that you've spent two months doing various experiments on, and replace it with a document telling the bank "just how cool it is that we're using SSL as part of our auth procedure" don't go home crying.

You'll dehydrate too easily.

Monstre, do what you've always done, keep your integrity inside somewhere, in that special place you put it where they can't see it even if they reach inside and rape you.

Monstre, go home now and see about having that bed delivered, hope that your friends will take the time to go check out Nonservium's new message boards, and maybe even sign up and show that you've got an extra little bit of care in you.

Alright, that last one was a shameless plug.

But hell, I'm indulging myself today.

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Last few Rants:

I guess this is goodbye. - 11:57 a.m. , 2005-02-10
Endorphins, stress, and magickal mystery - 5:07 p.m. , 2005-02-02
stress, incoming - 4:42 p.m. , 2005-01-28
heaving great happy sighs - 3:05 p.m. , 2005-01-24
Imposter syndrome strikes again - 1:20 p.m. , 2005-01-19